December 14, 2009

iPhone Users Are Delusional

Many people I know are frightfully attached to their iPhones. They treat them as if they were a peculiar and exotic lover, one they can hardly believe they have managed to seduce.

The finely calibrated minds at Strand Consult have taken this analysis to a particularly simple conclusion: iPhone users are, the consultants say, really quite nuts.

The Strand thinkers released an opinion entitled "How will psychologists describe the iPhone syndrome in the future?." It focuses on the sorts of people who buy into Apple's great success.

"When we examine the iPhone users' arguments defending the iPhone, it reminds us of the famous Stockholm Syndrome--a term invented by psychologists after a hostage drama in Stockholm. Here, hostages reacted to the psychological pressure they were experiencing by defending the people that had held them hostage for six days," Strand declared.

The implication is surely that Apple has mugged millions of people with its beauty, dragged them off to a very dark cellar in some barren land, turned them into slightly bonkers Barbarellas, and then recruited them as soldiers for the cause.

This is the sort of thing of which the Church of Scientology is normally accused. But for some strange reason, it's a rather chilling but pleasant shower to read something that isn't mere worship.

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(I was laughing, reading this. But I'm sure this applies to more than iPhone, but Blackberry, and so on.)

1 comment:

valentines day said...

Ahaha...No. The iPhone is NOT hassle free. And don't try saying it is, because you're just proving this article correct. The iPhone has a multitude of problems, regardless of if the stupid users lie and say it doesn't. And the whole funny thing...if this said "Windows Mobile users are delusional", you'd all be readily agreeing due to your double standards.